It is that time of year again! The fifth annual National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-shirt Day is this coming Saturday. Last year we challenged you to send in enough pictures that they wouldn’t all fit in one collage. Are you up to the challenge? Don your favorite SHC attire, take a picture, and send it in! You may text or email your picture to either the camp director (717-808-7992 or jimfry@shcm.org) or the secretary (814-686-8559 or hannahhuber@shcm.org). We will compile the pictures and post them to the blog. Spread the word and join us for the fifth NWYSHCPTD this year!
To see the rest of the pictures from last year, click here. To understand the legalities concerning this holiday, please continue reading!
DISCLAIMER: National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-shirt Day is an official holiday of Servant’s Heart Camp declared by the senior staff of SHC 2022 and is not to be confused with any other national or federal holiday of the United States of America, Canada, Mexico, China, or the Soviet Union. NWYSHCPTD is not a federally recognized holiday and, therefore, no overtime pay will be awarded to any person working on this day because of its declaration as a holiday. No flag shall be placed at half-staff nor moment of silence taken because of this declaration. Wearing your polo or T-shirt in California may cause cancer and birth defects; cross the border and you will be fine. Servant’s Heart Camp will not be held responsible for any injuries or death related to the selfies taken with your polo. If injuries or death occur, talk to your doctor. Taking the trademarked title of NWYSHCPTD and ascribing it to another camp or organization is a crime and is punishable by up to three years of hard labor at SHC without pay and/or up to a $100,000 fine to be paid towards the SHC lodge. No fur-bearing animals, tropical fruits, endangered veggies, second-hand clothing, or relationships were intended to be harmed or discriminated against by the creation of this declaration. Happy National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-shirt Day!
AMENDMENT I: In the interest of public safety, it is proper, fitting, and necessary that the disclaimers associated with the declaration of National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-Shirt Day as an official holiday be amended and updated for changing laws and government policies. Servant’s Heart Camp still may not be held responsible for injuries or death related to the selfies taken with your polos or T-shirts. Should death occur, talk to your doctor. Due to the phasing out of RED 40 by the current administration, the consumption of RED 40 by anyone wearing an SHC polo or T-shirt is patriotically discouraged. Healthy alternatives to RED 40 include sugar-free Pixy Stixs, nut-free almonds, gluten-free wheat bread, and caffeine-free espresso. (Disclaimer within a disclaimer: “Healthy” is a relative term.) No SHC staff member, counselor, op staff, kitchen girl, or the skunk living under the Bear Den is legally qualified to give legal advice. Should you need legal advice as to the legality of wearing your shirt in the location or setting in which you desire to legally or illegally capture your selfie, seek a legal adviser. SHC T-shirts and Polos were likely made in Vietnam, Nicaragua, the Dominican Republic, and China, but they are not recognized as a legal means of entering these countries. (All previous disclaimers for NWYSHCPTD also apply, except that Mexico may be replaced with ‘Murica where appropriate.)
*A special thank you to David Smith for taking care of the legal ramifications of this special day!*
