October 12, 2024 is the third annual National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-shirt Day. Please read the legalities concerning this day below and then make sure to wear your SHC shirt tomorrow and send us a picture. We will compile them and upload them to the blog next week. We are looking forward to seeing everyone in their assorted attire tomorrow!
National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-Shirt Day is an official holiday of Servant’s Heart Camp declared by the senior staff of SHC 2022 and is not to be confused with any other national or federal holiday of the United States of America, Canada, Mexico, China, or the Soviet Union. NWYSHCPTD is not a federally recognized holiday and, therefore, no overtime pay will be awarded to any person working on this day because of its declaration as a holiday. No flag shall be placed at half-staff nor moment of silence taken because of this declaration. Wearing your polo or T-shirt in California may cause cancer and birth defects; cross the border and you will be fine. Servant’s Heart Camp will not be held responsible for any injuries or death related to the selfies taken with your polo. If injuries or death occur, talk to your doctor. Taking the trademarked title of NWYSHCPTD and ascribing it to another camp or organization is a crime and is punishable by up to three years of hard labor at SHC without pay and/or up to a $100,000 fine to be paid towards the SHC lodge. No fur-bearing animals, tropical fruits, endangered veggies, second-hand clothing, or relationships were intended to be harmed or discriminated against by the creation of this declaration. Happy National Wear Your Servant’s Heart Camp Polo or T-shirt Day! (courtesy of David Smith)